Thursday, December 14, 2006


The long-awaited Mr. Bumper has been released in limited numbers to select stores during December; alas, the overwhelming bulk of 'em won't be available until January. However, you can reserved a SIGNED Mr. Bumper and have a handsome gift certificate verifying the fact delivered to its intended recipient. For details just visit


Blogger kpw said...

I'm very excited about this.

3:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr.Bumper does not NEED Levitra, and I'm sure he's quite offended by what you are implying, anonymous.

2:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn! I missed your Ballard show! (I just found your blog today) What to say of your work? Nothing really, just that you ARE doing The Work.

I'm an English-born surrealist living in Seattle, and if you get a minute i hope you can take a look. Its called Boots. and its gogle>

"Because it midnight is I left her, in a car made of milk. She was drunkenly pushing ferns into the ears of small boys. (And the faces at the dirty window, of all the people I've hurt)..."

I don't know, I'm just trying to pique your interest, because I know you are a happily-busy man!

I'll keep a stronger eye out for your next event.

And by the way, I think your thanksgiving piece is very very beautiful.

Long live Blogs! Sincerely, Martin

7:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me also congratulate soon all Christmas! Christmas good. It is fire that is bad.

6:33 AM  
Blogger Jed Alexander said...

My wife stopped me from ordering my Mr Bumper to inform me...that she already got me a Mr. Bumper! Christmas came early, and lo and behold, what a marvelous toy it is! Couldn't possibly be more pleased with it. It completely lives up to expectations. Better than Levitra for inspiring nerdrections! Long Live Mr. Bumper! Haven't been this excited about a toy since I was a kid! It went right beside my newts and Jiva where they've all become fast friends!

I encourage everyone who's thinking about it, to go out and get one! You won't be disapointed! You deserve it!

If the swift sucess of this one inspires Jim to design another--basically, I want more toys. Gimmee Gimmee Gimmee!

Perhaps the Frank Dream House? Manhog Make Me Pretty? What's next?

7:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i just got this. it's beautiful.

5:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel fortunate to have snagged one of these. Splendid, work, Mr. Woodring!

6:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have my Mr/ Bumper striding pristinely atop my mother's old piano. It is the perfect compliment to a mistaken heirloom.

5:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My 3-year-old daughter says, "It's like a vacuum cleaner dragon!"

4:17 PM  
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