Wednesday, March 19, 2008

WHO'S WISE?



What makes a quiet room quiet? Compliance, of course! And what makes us leave the quiet room to find a little bit of relief? Oh! Dear reader!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

BITE ME

The next time you're in Seattle and that old hunger mouse begins to gnaw at your vitals, do yourself and the planet a favor; drop by Cafe Racer and order a succulently simple, daringly delicious, vibrantly vegetarian Woodring sandwich! Yes, this astonishing culinary dazzler is fresh on the menu of this greatest of neighborhood joints.

What's in a Woodring? Why, nothing but thick, crunchy peanut butter and golden yellow mustard. Bread and butter pickles, too, if you want 'em! It's scrumptious, cheap, filling and comes with your choice of chips.

Where? Only at Cafe Racer, 5828 Roosevelt Way N.E. And remember this: the Friends of the Nib meet there Wednesday evenings.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

ANGELICA

One of the Six Primary Mechanical Child-Soothers.
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

THERE WAS CAKE ON THE TABLE

The studio execs at Portland radio station KBOO were visibly shaken when Bob Rini and I showed up for our interview with blood on our evening clothes and our knuckles skinned raw from the brawl we had just incited and suppressed at the Snorkel Club, but they were eager to hear our story and didn't let the police in until we had finished. Here is a heavily edited transcript of that interview.

THE CURSED MOLESKINE



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AND IN HIS HAND I SAW A BOOK


On earth later this year from the mighty Presspop.