Sunday, July 30, 2006

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On a recent day trip to Rosario Beach we were told that the reason the tidepools there are so scantily inhabited by sea-life is that five or six years ago a freak convergence of 1200 schoolchildren all arrived at once and were let loose on the rocks without supervision, whereupon they proceded to kill, maim and destroy every living thing they could reach.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now THATS upsetting.


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11:55 AM  
Anonymous Funkmaster general said...

Totally beautiful.

2:31 PM  
Blogger Tom Dougherty said...

No offense, but how else is God gonna sort 'em out?

7:42 PM  
Blogger Pocheco said...

kill, maim and destroy every living thing they could reach is what kids do best.

10:17 AM  
Blogger aeron said...

That would never fly in an E.C comic. There would be a horde of aquatic monsters rushing out of the waves to kill and mutilate every last one of those kids. Lucky for those kids life doesn't follow the realities of an E.C comic book.

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Spa Fon? said...

Just wait til Every Living Thing gets its claws
on those homicidal schoolchildren.

12:08 PM  
Anonymous TJ said...

Makes me remember the end of Lord of the Flies.

Talk about "hidden curriculum."

5:21 PM  
Blogger Glenn said...

I usually distrust insane statements that broad that I am told by unidentified parties...

7:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, i used to do that too at that age. used to take sea urchins and smash them on peoples faces and be like, "look, see? just like a f-ckin' sea otter!"

12:01 AM  
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Anonymous WebVisible said...

I used to do that too at that age. used to take sea urchins and smash them on peoples faces and be like, "look, see?

10:58 PM  

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