HONEY LET'S ADJUST

Yesterday we were swimming in Lake Washington, and the water was so unusually clear that I had the misfortune of seeing the lake's giant erection rising from the lake floor beyond the Madison Beach raft. This sometimes happens when there are a lot of people swimming there in the summer... all those people frisking about in the water just excites the old lake something terrible. I've never heard of anyone actually being molested by the primordeal stiffy, but the mere sight of it is profoundly upsetting.