IT'S SLOW

It occurred to me even before I began it that this snail occupied a role visually similar to the snail in Dali's Sublime Moment of '39. I personally make that to be his last greatest painting. Where do you draw the line?

GLORY, GLORY, GLORY!

To everyone we know and don't know, to all the tossers and turners, to the sweet and deluded miracles that browse and speak, we offer our very best wishes for this shining season and its popular accomplices; yes, and a Happy New Year as well. God bless you.

DID SOMEONE SAY "GENUINE"?

As the Gifting Hour approacheth, fond hearts may want to examine such available resources as a handsome pen and ink drawing or sketch, modestly priced for the proximate householder who knows that artifacts never sleep. Inquire at jimwoodring(at)mindspring.com

Above, inking exercise, $100.

SOMBRE AS A CAMPFIRE

A message for the lost child: don't break our world.