WHICH WAY TO MECCA, JACK?

FLORID GENT IN LOUD YELLOW SUIT: "Problem is, we have all these Vikings left over who are so mean nobody wants 'em."

CONVALESCENT: "And to think I just sent my portfolio to Calgary, California. No, wait, I mean Calgary, Canada."

LORBO'S STRANGE SUBSTANCE

Fresh from the field; the point field, that is! So you thought all that free energy actually came without a cost? Oh, you dummy.

But the price, which I cannot reveal here, is low. Soon everything will be made clear. This is just for you,  the first glimpse after the eyes adjust. 

Keep your life intact... for LORBO!

JUST SO YOU KNOW

The admirable Comic Art Collective has added my work to its illustrious roster. More will be proffered in the days and weeks to come; panels, pages, drawings, sketches and artifacts.

THE ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT

Thou shalt not swap what the lord thy god hath given thee.

GREAT URINALS OF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST # 17

These sarcophagus-sized pissoirs are just two of the many alluring aspects of  Centralia's beautifully-preserved Olympic Club Hotel and Theater Brewery. The porcelain on these receptacles comes nearly up to to man's shoulders, imparting a certain sense of  unwanted security. So enchanting are they that Thomas Churchill gave 'em a shout-out in his book Centralia Death March.