WHAT HAS EYES BUT CAN'T SCREAM?
Why, it's this appalling potato, as photographed by Jared Moore, who says (and I quote) "My girlfriend and I were shopping at QFC recently and she found a potato that resembles Frank after being blasted by the warp ray gun." Why can't I ever find a potato friend like this? If Kroger is going to introduce brain-looted produce into their line I'll have to re-think my boycott. Thanks, Jared.